From the same people that brought you "The Knock Ain't Cheezy"
ME!,
Brings you another Weird Al-Eagles Twisted Knock Song!
Back in my day, before there was a Hardknock Forum,
I had to call Killer on the Phone when I needed help,
and lets just say I NEEDED A LOT OF HELP!
Cuz I called him A WHOLE BUNCH!
(Good Times)
So I wrote a song about it. Wanna here it, here it go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ9NFfIgH-IHere are the Words:
"KIKK IT TO THE LIMIT!"
..................................
On the phone, with Killer Kelly Kikker,
when I asked If I could talk to someone else,
He said excuse me, how bout this,
don't ever call here again, and he hung up on me.
You know I've always been a Drummer
(Got a hot head, never wrenched on bikes)
So I called him right back,
Said how bout I call you fokking continuously,
He said you have no idea who your talken to,
And now you're totally screwed,
They'll be no soup for you,
and your Hardknock plans and
your Kikker dreams are history!
And good luck tryen to register it, without your mso.
Don't get........Pissy..........with Killer on the phone!
So I called him again to apologies,
Said Mr. Kikker please please
don't take my Kikker dreams away,
He said he'd think about it,
He must have a heart to have said ok,
cuz he sent my mso.
Then my Kikker dream became reality,
(Hard to believe cuz Killer once told me you
won't even get as much as a washer out of me!)
But thanx to him this story ends happily,
(I own two Hardknocks, I'm a Dealer,
If you want one, just get a hold of me.)
But if your looken for the Killer deal.....
Just call Kelly, at Kikker...or
Josh, at Oldschool...theirs
Mick, at Mickskustoms...and
Trex, at Torchwerks...try
RickRoll, cuz he'll talk to you,
Call Rasta for a good time, or
Tim, at Timskustoms, or your
Local Kikker Dealer........today.
And we'll put you on a Hardknock,
Show your Kikker sign.
And Kikk it.....to the limit....one more time.
Kikk it, to the limit...Kikk it, to the limit...
Kikk it, to the limit..........one more time.
Don't get........Pissy.....and you'll get to Kikk it.
Don't get........Pissy.....with Killer on the phone!
Knock On!
Also here is "THE KNOCK AIN'T CHEEZY"
Thread:
http://www.hardknockforum.com/9_17179_1.htmlYoutube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmwZ7lw-3gUKnock On!
http://nwhardknock.com/Home_Page.php__________________
NWHARDKNOCK.COM - Washington Hardknock Dealer
Bremerton WA, across the Water From Seattle!
Small bobbers with BIG ATTITUDE! Knock On!
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